Whoa I had the weirdest dreams last night.
In the first one I got in this time travel machine with someone who told me they were going to take me back to when the world was new. I stepped out and it was nighttime and I didn’t recognise anything. Then I realised instead of dumping me in the middle of primordial ooze or owt, they had just taken me to some point before industrial civilisation took off. I spent the next few hours running through fields in the moonlight and it was awesome.
In the next one I was scrolling through mmmajestic’s tumblr and every post was a different glitter moustache picture and I was super impressed. :D