In a master stroke of forward planning I bought three Bombay Bad Boys for surgery recovery timez cos they were on offer in the shop.

My surgery’s in two months.

I ate all of them already.

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I’ve had first things first amaryllis stuck in my head all day and I’ve chortled out loud like every single time I think of it.

Thanks, internet.

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Went to a party where someone legit thought I was like 12 years old.
True to form, subsequently spilt Strongbow all over my legs and had to change into borrowed pyjamas and made everyone listen to Ashanti.
Had an existential crisis the following day and couldn’t breathe for like an hour. Had to watch Ella Enchanted just to feel okay again.
~adulthood~

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#anxiety tw  #alcohol tw  #ongoing emotional crisis blogging lol 

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

(via phylacterystashbox)

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neutralize:

gaydicks420:

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

untapped aesthetic: surrealist jock

a varsity jacket but it has three arms and it’s melting

your football shoulder pads have grass growing out of them and they constantly hum

you shove nerds not into lockers, but into other planes of existence. your football is always singing, singing, singing. the astroturf changes colors beneath you, and whispers the name of every person you’ve ever loved.

brbnightmares your moment has arrived 

(via collaterlysisters)

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GUYS APPARENTLY THERE *ARE* SOME PARTY RINGS THAT ARE VEGAN NOW →

turada:

fightingforanimals:

CHECK THE PACKAGE COS SOME STILL HAVE GELATINE

BUT IN A VEGAN FOOD PAGE ON FB SOMEONE JUST POSTED THIS APPARENTLY THEY TOOK GELATINE OUT ABOUT TWO YEARS AGO SO ‘NEWER’ PRODUCTS DON’T HAVE IT OH SWEET LORD

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Now just to message Fox’s and see if they’re part of the…

Party rings are 100% disgusting anyway.

EVERY DAY’S A PARTY WITH PARTY RINGS

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Anonymous asked: I want to kiss you and hold you and make you mine


Answer:

thedragnet:

I wouldn’t last a day working in a mine. Fuck sake. Work on your opening gambit

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